Tim
 

Tim hails from Washington, DC, but couldn't write his own bio. So we hired Nixon's old speechwriters to do him one. Nixon's speechwriters are pretty thoroughly crazed and write only "Kennedy, you bastard" over and over these days. As a result, they're all employed by the RNC and we just had to bitch about not being able to afford them. We think Tim teaches a CBT class. If you don't know what that is, it's probably something harmlessly cute. Go find out!